My best acquaintance just found out that she’s pregnant! The first thing she did after crying on my shoulder, was worry about what happens if there is still a shortage on baby formula! I had to laugh.
I could not think that she had multiple weeks to store some baby formula away, but whenever she found any, she could purchase it plus put it in her pantry.
I also reminded her that women are made so they didn’t need formula to feed their babies. Her response to that was, ‘EWWWW!’, plus I laughed even harder! She said that would be odd since she worked in a law office. They would fire her if she fed the baby in work. I went back to the baby formula shortage plus how self-explanatory it would be to buy it when she found it plus put it in the pantry. I remembered the last time she was pregnant plus her partner was trying to find the perfect wire for his projects. He was looking for black annealed rod wire. I got smart on her plus asked why he needed to lay on his rod plus yell fire, but she didn’t find it funny. She got quite snippy plus said he needed black annealed rod wire, plus he could not find it, and by the time black annealed rod wire came into stock, it was gone before he got to the store. I told her all of us would both look for black annealed rod wire plus baby formula every time all of us made the decision to go to town. She rolled her eyup plus told myself and others I was a bad friend, but she still loved me.