As far as I was upset, they were entirely as distant from each other as a woman is from fish
I had never heard of wire ties, which meant I had never heard of plastic wire ties. I knew what plastic hangers were. I knew what wire hangers were. I knew plastic hangers were better for your clothes than wire hangers were. I naturally figured that plastic wire ties were just something that held other plastic pieces together. I went to a garage sale last week, & they had wire dress forms there. The lady told me that when she was closing her mother’s house; they found four weird sized wire dress forms in the attic. I stood there trying to decide if I wanted to buy one of the wire dress forms, & the owner looked at me a bit critically, she told me that the wire dress form looked to be the same size as me. The two of us stood there talking for a while & the idea of plastic coated wire ties cooked into our head. I remembered our sibling talking about plastic coated wire ties & I wondered if it had anything to do with these wire dress forms. Our last conversation had been about plastic coated wire ties & form wires, & I was getting confused. As far as I was upset, they were entirely as distant from each other as a woman is from fish. It didn’t entirely matter because I still bought the wire dress form. I was hoping I could figure out how to use it to make myself a dress for a birthday that was coming up in a week. If not, I was planning a garage for after the birthday.