My best associate just found out that she’s pregnant! The first thing she did after crying on my shoulder, was worry about what happens if there is still a shortage on baby formula! I had to laugh.
- I could not think that she had eight months to store some baby formula away, however whenever she found any, she could purchase it and put it in her pantry.
I also reminded her that ladies are made so they didn’t need formula to feed their babies! Her response to that was, ‘EWWWW!’, and I laughed even harder, however she said that would be different since she worked in a law office. They would fire her if she fed the baby in work. I went back to the baby formula shortage and how easy it would be to buy it when she found it and put it in the pantry. I remembered the last time she was pregnant and her husband was trying to find the perfect wire for his projects. He was looking for black annealed rod wire. I got smart on her and asked why he needed to stand on his rod and yell fire, however she didn’t find it funny. She got quite snippy and said he needed black annealed rod wire, and he could not find it. By the time black annealed rod wire came into stock, it was gone before he got to the store. I told her the two of us would both look for black annealed rod wire and baby formula every time the two of us decided to go to town. She rolled her eyes and told myself and others I was a bad friend, however she still enjoyed me.