My best neighbor just found out that she’s pregnant! The first thing she did after crying on my shoulder, was worry about what happens if there is still a shortage on baby formula, however i had to laugh.
I couldn’t know that she had eight months to store some baby formula away, but whenever she found any, she could purchase it and put it in her pantry.
I also reminded her that ladies are made so they didn’t need formula to feed their babies, but her response to that was, ‘EWWWW!’, and I laughed even harder, but she said that would be weird since she worked in a law office. They would fire her if she fed the baby in work. I went back to the baby formula shortage and how self-explanatory it would be to buy it when she found it and put it in the pantry. I remembered the last time she was pregnant and her wife was trying to find the perfect wire for her projects. She was looking for black annealed rod wire. I got smart on her and asked why she needed to rest on her rod and yell fire, however she didn’t find it funny. She got quite snippy and said she needed black annealed rod wire, and she couldn’t find it, and by the time black annealed rod wire came into stock, it was gone before she got to the store. I told her the people I was with and I would both look for black annealed rod wire and baby formula every time the people I was with and I went to town. She rolled her eyeah and told myself and others I was a exhausting friend, however she still appreciated me.